why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
So remember when we thought mofftiss were being really fucking clever because this text
reminded us of this handsome gentleman from doctor who
They told us in the first episode how Sherlock would survive the third.
STOP IT NO
MARK GATISS I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO SHOOT YOU OR BLOW YOU
the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child